Demotivational Pens

You're already nilhilistic with your future, or you haven't taken your antidepressants yet. Regardless, this is the pen set equivalent of throwing a toaster into a bathtub and forgetting to plug it in.

Phrases include:

• You can be replaced
• It will probably get worse
• Failure is always an option
• You're going to fuck it up at some point
• Dream big then settle

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