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We forsee that those who wear these fortune teller socks will find fortune, riches, fame, and pizza, probably.
You will obtain psy-kick powers - the ability to mentally kick your enemies in the face while wearing your awesome new socks.
- Combed Cotton/Nylon/Spandex
- SO SOFT, SO FANCY
- Our socks do not contain polyester (which is awful for the environment)
- DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area
- Adds durability and comfort where most novelty sock brands fail.
- High Thread Count
- Like fancy sheets for your feets
- Greater levels of details
- 40 Gram Socks with Smoooooth Seams
- Sewn to be better than your average sock - not paper thin
- Provide breathe-ability for year round wear
- No uncomfortable bumps in the toe area
- Stripes
- Hell yeah, stripes.
- One Size Fits Most Humans Adult Sizes 5-13
Description for sight impaired: Sock features a crystal ball with an eye within. Two hands with bracelets are around the crystal ball. Above that it says "Get Your Fortune." Fortune is in a banner. Other logos in a lighter color throughout the sock include moons, stars, lightning bolts, skulls, and a palmistry hand. Also a circle with "Readings 10 cents" in classic sideshow font style.